Had left in pursuit of scrunches, found myself in knightsbridge, where had “way in” gone, things had changed so much; had I just left home in search of myself,  pearl earrings everywhere.

I remembered the days, they asked who is he, and pointed to someone, I don’t know, stock room boy I guessed, no account manager they said and all laughed. 

We had been told we did not know how to use a knife and fork, yet again I had to explain that we did not put food into our mouths with our left hand.

I had decided not to use brand names a while ago, which meant instead of saying Hoover, it was vacuums, and tomato sauce instead of ketchup, and fizzy lemonade instead of 7up. Very soon once I had explained the logic, everyone I spoke to quickly followed pursuit. We wear asian clothes with asian jewellery. I had made the mistake of ordering fizzy lemonade instead of 7up, and hence having been mistaken for simple.